Ok, guys, my friend showed me this hilarious website that's called mylifeisaverage.com. Seriously, I haven't laughed so hard in my life. Here are a few examples:
The other day, I was driving on the highway when a cop pulled me over. He came to my car and told me my tail light was out and I could get a ticket for that. So I pointed out that his headlight was out. He looked at his car, then looked back at me, said touche and walked away. MLIA

Today I was walking through my college campus when I saw two guys dressed up as Google and Yahoo having a lightsaber battle. Google won. I'm not surprised. MLIA

Today, I was in science and reading all the warning signs, one of them read "When using the bunsen burner invisible flame may be hard to see" Thank you for pointing that out, education department. MLIA

Yesterday, two of my friends and I went to see Paranormal Activity. Before the preview started up, I went to get a refill on my drink, and when I came back, the theater was already dark. Not knowing where my friends were, I shouted "Marco!" hoping that they would recognize my voice. The two-thirds of the theater replied "Polo!". It still took me ten minutes to find my friends. MLIA.

Today I got in my car to drive to school. When I turned on my stereo I realized my boyfriend had switched all of the CDs in my car to Star Wars soundtracks. I thought it was slightly annoying until the Imperial March came on and every car in front of me on the road seemed to clear the way for me. I will never again doubt the power of Darth Vader. MLIA.

Today, I was feeling kind of down and lonely. I searched "Loneliness" on UrbanDictionary, and the first result was "You too, huh?" I felt less alone after reading that. MLIA